Nude Nuns with Big Guns
Plot
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy.
Release Year: 2010
Rating: 3.8/10 (2,427 voted)
Director:
Joseph Guzman
Stars: Asun Ortega, David Castro, Perry D'Marco
Storyline
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the "Los Muertos" to track down and kill her they soon realize that this SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER.
Writers: Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II
Cast:
Asun Ortega
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Sister Sarah
David Castro
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Chavo
Perry D'Marco
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Father Carlittos
Maxie J. Santillan Jr.
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Mr. Foo
Ivet Corvea
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Mistress Charlotte
Aycil Yeltan
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Sister Angelina
Emma Messenger
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Mother Magda
Bill Oberst Jr.
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Brother John
Maz Siam
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Father Bernardo
Xango Henry
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Kickstand
Robert Rexx
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Half-Breed
Jessica Elder
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Beverly
Alfonso Castro
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Father Frank
Jose Martinez
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Chinaco
Rene Arreola
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Lobo
Taglines:
This Sister Is One Bad Mother
DetailsOfficial Website:
Official site |
Release Date: 3 Jan 2010
Filming Locations: Highland, California, USA
Box Office Details
Budget: $85,000
(estimated)
Goofs:
Revealing mistakes:
When Chavo visits Mother Magda, Father Carlito's dead body is breathing.
Quotes:
Sister Sarah:
There is no penance for the hellbound.
User ReviewDon't watch if you have absolutely no sense of humour!
Rating: 10/10
I thought this film was brilliant!!! So there wasn't much of a plot but
so what? It's clearly meant to be a comedy, so if you can't laugh at
the church then don't watch it. Another plus was the ridiculous amount
of nudity, if you had a shot of whiskey every time you saw boobs, you'd
be unconscious by the end of the film. So basically, if you like films
with a lot of nudity, a lot of guns, no plot and that pokes fun at
catholics, then this is the film for you! The title promises nude nuns
with big guns, and that's exactly what it delivers. If you can't tell
from the title that it's not the film for you, then you deserve to not
enjoy it. I gave this film a 10 to annoy all the people who gave it a 1
and have no sense of humour. =D
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